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Your wife loves huge cucumber but the trouble is that you have small one. Today you can enlarge your banana size. You will be a king of bed sure enough.

First Sentence of "Unconscious Girl"

I thought it was a Tom Petty lyric.

Unconscious Girl

She likes horses, Colorado Avalanche hockey, sleeping and being drunk. Those are her interests. All of them. Any takers? 

http://www.bebo.com/savvsa4

Rebuttal to Mister Futch

I know that blog sucked. Tell me about, I know! 

Po-LICE

Guys....you guys.... Today...today was nuts. I got pulled over twice and only got one ticket! Awesome!/sucks. What-a-day, yal'l! 

Note to Mr. Toad.

Your last post fucking sucked. The best part was when the font changed.

Robert Downey Jr., what's up?

Robert Downey Jr. is the star of the new movie, "Iron Man". I cannot believe Jonh Favreau, the director of this movie would fall for the oldest trick in the book. Dude, totally fell for RDII's boyish charm. The man who was famous for doing drugs just last decade and also appearing on Ally McBeal is now Iron Man. I am pissed. Now, they lett Rabbie be the invincible Iron Man. He is totally going to rule the world. He will be able to fly, get shot at and not die! SHIT. This game....this is not even a game anymore. RDII is now going to do drugs, do whatever he wants. He's probably gonna bring back Calista Flockhart and they will rule the world. With Calista's hot to so-so looks and engagement to Han Solo, there are no words that can describe crap that will go down. 

Today's No. 10 Search on Yahoo.com

Dementia.

Baker's Dozen of Posts

This is the 13th blog. This a baker's dozen. This is a huge milestone for any blog! We are so happy. Mr. Toad and I (Mister Futch) are so happy. I would like to thank each and every one of you for helping make this blog The Internet's No. 1 Blog! Thank you! I would like to give a "shout out" to all of our friends in RL and also on the Internet. We have met so many fun new faces and email addresses. Best friends for life, y'all.


BFFLY,

Mister Futch

A regular dozen, not a baker's dozen.ly

This is the 12th blog. I would like to give a "shout out" to my friends in San Marcos. You truly have made this the Internet's No. 1 blog. Hella hella thanks yall.

Mr. Toad.