Mr. Toad's Top Five Dads of the Last 25 years Countdown List Cont. The Final Edition!!!

Top Favorite Dad: No. 1!!!, Matthew Broderick. I can only assume his arm is broken due to how much he loves rough-housing with his children!!!!

Mr. Toad's Top Five Dads of the Last 25 years Countdown List Cont. Still Again!!!

Today's Top Favorite Dad: No. 2 Wesley Snipes. Look how good he is with those kids!

mr. Toad's Top Five Dads of the Last 25 years Countdown List Cont. Still!!!

Today's Top Favorite Dad(s): No. 3 LBGDJ and Shaq Daddy

Mr. Toad's Top Five Dads of the Last 25 years Countdown List Cont.!!!

Today's Top Favorite Dad: No. 4 Dmitry Medvedev.

Mr. Toad's Top Five Dads of the Last 25 years Countdown List!!!

No. 5: Ross Gellar

Stay tuned to the Internet's No. 1 Blog for updates of both Mr. Toad and Mister Futch's Top Five Dads of the Last 25 years Countdown Lists!!!!!!!

Mister Futch and Mr. Toad's TOP FIVE DADS OF THE PAST TWENTYFIVE YEARS

Mister Futch's list:

5. Glenn Beck
4. Xbox 360
3. God
2. Kurt Russell
1. Condoms

Mr. Toad's list:

5. Ross Gellar
4. Dmitry Medvedev
3. Lebron/Shaq (same team as of now)
2. Wesley Snipes (Vampire hunter)
1. Matthew Broderick

Combined list:

5. Schnapps
4. Blake Callaway
3. Brandon
2. Colin Farrell
1. Vinny Del Negro


Thank you and we hope you agree with us and if you didn't fuck you. Please leave us comments on who your favorite dads of the past twentyfive years are!

Bye!

Fart Blog '010!: First Post 'o' the New Year

I am reporting to all of you live from Fart Blog '010, which is in my bed as of right now.

Secondly, I just had a little baby fart, which is to be followed by the first dookie 'o' the day(more to follow?!?!).

Thirdly, I hope this year can live up to last year's blog (Fart Blog '09). So let the farts keep rollin' y'all!

Happy farting to you and yours from all of us here at Fart Blog '010,

Happy fartin',

Sincerely,

Dearly,

Love,

Fartin',

Mr. Toad, and Mister Futch.

Fart Blog '09: Second Post

Just took a ROWDY dump. No farts to speak of.

Fart Blog '09: First Post

For the remainder of 2009, Mr. Toad and I (Mister Futch) have decided to have a Fart Blog for '09. So I would like to announce that I am proud to be reporting live from Fart Blog '09!

First order of business!

My younger sister Alyssa, head cheerleader of the JV squad at Smithson Valley High School in Spring Branch, TX, zip code 78254 or something like that, has been farting a lot at the kitchen table while completing a book report on William Faulkner's fantastic 1930 novel As I Lay Dying.

Second order of business!

Mr. Toad lied about having, quote, "hella farts," unquote, before coming over to my house tonight. I farted way more than he did. Amen, brother! Bro love!

Third order of business!

Mr. Toad and I (Mister Futch) sincerely look forward to all the farting we still have ahead of us in 2009 and promise to keep all our loyal readers abreast of all farting happening AS SOON AS THEY OCCUR!

THAT'S RIGHT! LIVE FART BLOGGLING FOR THE REST OF 2009!

CONGRATULATIONS AND THANK YOU!

My heartfelt sympathies for you and your family,

Love,

Sincerely,

Mister Futch (me) and Mr. Toad

Favorite Bio, probably ever.

Alex is an Associate Professor of Political Science living in Bryan, Texas. His likes include fly fishing, camping, international travel, basketball and soccer, indie music and films, annoying and pointless political arguments, wine (and pretty much most alcohols), and making fun of other wine geeks. He'd rather be at the beach.