GOD: What were you thinking?

Was the platypus not enough?

Yahoo Top Ten Ed. #3

#4 Truth Serum

OH FUCK

FUCK DAMMIT SORRY!!

FUCKIN SORRY

YOU FUCKED IT UP AGAIN

YOU DONT INCLUDE THE DRAFTS WE NEVER PUBLISHED THIS IS THE ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY-SECOND POST

DAMMIT

The Bicentennial + 3 of Blogs

We did not mention that The Internet's No. 1 Blog has surpassed the lucrative 200 post mark. We are very sorry that we did not inform all of you sooner! Thank all of you who support us! 

HHTY, 

Mr. Toad. 

Yahoo Top Ten #2

8. Amish Furniture

Yahoo Top 10

#5. Grocery Coupons

Being 21 rules!

I am drinking the one on the left.

One More Day!!!!!!!!!

Towelman Paper Receives 100!

Thanks Rusty! 

When is November 18?

I am so fucking anxious!

W. Doak Neal DOB: 5 Days.

Advent Calendar: W. Doak Neal DOB. 6 Days.

Advent Calendar: W. Doak Neal DOB. 7 Days.

I had a hard time with this one. Someone just get me this for my birthday. I searched for "weird 7 up."

You Think I Care?

About Advent Calendar:

I love this shit! I cannot wait for day 7!

Advent Calendar: W. Doak Neal DOB. 8 Days.

Cognitive Consistency:

Finding people who agree with our beliefs confirms our own beliefs (if we like ourselves, we'll probably like others who share our views.) 

That is me so hard. 

Ah yeah. It's on its way

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Advent Calendar: W. Doak Neal DOB. 9 Days.

Advent Calendar: W. Doak Neal's DOB. 10 Days.

Advent Calendar: W. Doak Neal DOB. 11 Days.

BR to GO:

"bro, how old are you"?

Things I'd Rather be Doing than Taking Greg's Test:

1) Be completely drunk

2) Go to a baseball game

3) Go vote (again) 

4) Go speed dating 

5) Turn 21

6) Write this blog post

7) Hangout with Greg outside of class

8) Not watch a Keanu Reeves movie (Bill and Ted movies excluded) 

9) See an attractive woman naked (or topless or bottomless, I'll take anything!)

10) Go Christmas shopping (I hate Christmas)

11) Change my minor from Communications

12) Pay Greg to pass my test for me

And yes, I googled the title of this post to find Mitt and his infatuation for gloves

Get Well Soon GO

Foot sprain. Will return 2-4 weeks. 

Bill Pullman: "What did you just say"?

Leading in Towelman: Yes.

You were the best actor in that movie. You were good, no, great. You lead that movie right into success, right into a ninety fucking one at the University of Texas. Go for it, boss. Lie about it, I'll back you up. Say you directed a huge cast and won the Palme d'Or at Cannes. Go for it.

TJCR is Back!

Oh, hell yeah

Carol...

This is the best/worst idea ever. I am having a hard time creating my own case study about myself and how I showed leadership. She was brainstorming with me and I was getting pissed. Later she was texting me ( I know, Carol texting, shit happens) and said, "Leader in towel man? Work with me here" and within a minute, this followed, "jk". Since I have no leadership experience at all, I am using this idea. 

I know I did not really lead anything in Towelman, but I am grossly over exaggerating and seeing where this goes. 

SEVEN

Months to the day until I am 21

Not Sure

But I think you should find out and get back to me. 

That is the pinnacle.

It's not going to get better than that picture. Are you sure that they're lesbian?

Because the white one should call me.

This Just Ain't a Comm Test Thing Anymore

Hillary Clinton's laughing face (left), 30 something lesbian couple (center), University of Maryland Basketball Coach Gary Williams (right), and Gary's chicken wings (bottom right).

"This History Test is going to suck" is the google image search of the day. 

Holly's Leg

You know she's probably high. She's been eating grass and sniffing tennis balls. 

If you are talking about that weird spot where there is no skin, she licks that spot till it bleeds and oozes. Its gross, its weird, and I don't like it when she does it. 

Holly.

She looks kind of stoned.

Also, what happened to her leg?

OHHHH HELL YEAH!

New haircut

Really Pumped For You Bro

I got a new phone.

Another Comm. Test... Another Google Search Blog

" I better pass this comm test or it might be over" That is what I searched for Mr. Gumble 

When I get a new phone, all these chicks can call me.

If you want to buy this, tell me.

DADDY NEEDS A NEW PHONE.

Another Comm Test Google Search

I searched: Oh Fuck That Comm Test Was So Hard. 

PTG's Beard.

He is now ready to buy crack and/or be homeless.

He's Done it Again!

The following happened in a text message conversation between my brother-in-law, Paul Taylor Gahm and I on Tuesday, October 7, 2008 between the hours of 8-9 PM: Mr. Toad: "Are you gonna grow a sweet a beard for skiiing?" T-Tay: "Dude. I have been growing one since august 8th" Mr. Toad: "YES/GOOD. Now if we can get thomas and andy do grow beards.... shiiiiiz" T-Tay: "Man, that ain't happenin" a few minutes later.... T-Tay "Check your email" 

Check out those...

Balls.

What

The Fuck is a comm... Yes, that's what I googled to find this picture. I found this because I hate communications. I don't need to communicate with people or anything ever! WHAT THE FUCK IS A COM????

I can't.

I cannot believe that shit.

Blog About the Last Blog: Can You Believe That Shit?

I want every party I go to look like that picture. 

The JAY-Z LEBRON'S?!?!

Big Ben Don't Care

Shiff Shaff Ladrunk

ZAZEN BOYS

I love it!!

I love it!!!

"You can't put a bale of hay in the back of a Prius. It don't work"

-Rick Perry