Sam Thomas Mott

Does Anyone Really Read This?

This is a real concern of mine. 

Fuck this 'Chris' motherfucker.

Fuck him.

Verdict is Out...

On the guy who drives the black Chevy. He is no longer known as "guy who drives the black Chevy" because not only does he not drive that anymore, I know his name, I am friends with him, I have been inebriated with him, and I think he is a "helluva" guy. His name is Chris Albright and he is my friend. 

Rocco's Modern Life (2).

Sorry Racco. 

Don't Choke!

I don't know. It's close!!!

Rocco's Modern Life

Can he do it?!?!

Christmas List

That is all I have ever wanted.

Things I want for Christmas, Six months early.

A fat, Mexican girlfriend.

Vests (2).

A wheelchair.

Guitar Hero 3.

Roundtrip airfare to Mecca.

Bullets.

Socks.

L. Ron Hubbard books.

A dad.

Acid (LSD).

Enough money to pay child support.

New TV.

PS3.

Lint rollers (a lot).

Tha Carter III.

A colonic.

King-size Kit Kat.

Jordans.

Estes model rocket.

MacBook Pro.

Facial hair.

Condoms.