Dudes are as excited as I am for my birthday
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Congratulations and God Bless America.
Courtesy of Yahoo! News:
"Utah boys sets record by keeping 43 snails on his face"
"Utah boys sets record by keeping 43 snails on his face"
Monday, May 18, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Philip Ballard turns 21 in 9 days
Q: Philip Ballard, the new Franklin Pierce?
A: Oh hell yeah/oh no!
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Philip Ballard turns 21 in 10 days... 10 days, y'all!
On my birthday, I want to be as happy as that man who's totally into Mitt.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Philip Ballard turns 21 in 12 days.... The Normal Person's Baker's Dozen of Countdown Birthday Blogs
What the fuck?! That ain't no fuckin' name, yo. That ain't that nigga's name. You can't be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Philip Ballard turns 21 in 15 days
Wow, Barack! The nigga's name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain't his fuckin' name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, "Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit. That ain't your fuckin' name." Your momma ain't name you no damn Barack.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Philip Ballard turns 21 in 17 days
I want my birthday party to look exactly like this... Shaun White and all.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Philip Ballard turns 21 in 19 days
These bees are drinking nectar like I'm going to drinking hella booze in 19 days.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Philip Ballard turns 21 in 21 days... (3 weeks)
For my party, I'd like to be on a scooter with Matty B. in tow (SJP's husband)
Monday, May 4, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
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