Yes

Duh. You know me. 

Have you ever wanted to die?

I would like to get her number.

He Loves Hockey

T-Tay is training to be in a "non-checking, no fighting tolerance" hockey league. He will be spending the next three months getting in shape and honing his skills. Then he will be assigned to the league that fits his skills. 

He's Only 40?

Josh Brolin is only 40 Wikipedia tells me. I thought he was 79

100th Post!

This is officially The Internet's No. 1 Blog 100th blog! This blog is special. One of the most special blogs in a blog is the 100th post. The Internet's No. 1 Blog is very proud of this post. This post contains some of the highlights of Taylor Gahm over the last few days. We were watching an Amy Winehouse concert on VH1 and he referred to her as one of my favorite things ever, "a worn-out, dirty cum sock". Way to go T-Tay. Another great part was talking about his farts. He kept farting and Stephanie was getting pissed. She wanted Taylor to stop farting, but he said "I want to bottle my farts up and play with them later." I know, I could not make this up. It is too good! Later on in that same conversation he said, "I would name them Geronimo". Whoa...whoa. And possibly, my favorite Taylor moment. He rented Transformers for his Wii. Stephanie was watching him play this game and she said, "I want to live in Paris and backpack all over Europe" T-Tay responded, "Dude, I want to be a transformer!" 

Thanks for reading the Internet's No. 1 Blog's 100th post! This is a very proud moment! 

HHTY, 

Mister Toad. 

Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza

PLEASE?!?!

NO DRIVES, BIG FINE!

Nickelback's front man, Chad Kroeger was arrested last night for drunk driving. He has been sentenced to no driving for a year and a $600 fine. I guess this was his "May Day" protest. Not only should Americans drive drunk, but so should foreigners! Thanks for getting the message through, Chad! 

It is May 1, 2008.