OH FUCK

FUCK DAMMIT SORRY!!

FUCKIN SORRY

YOU FUCKED IT UP AGAIN

YOU DONT INCLUDE THE DRAFTS WE NEVER PUBLISHED THIS IS THE ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY-SECOND POST

DAMMIT

The Bicentennial + 3 of Blogs

We did not mention that The Internet's No. 1 Blog has surpassed the lucrative 200 post mark. We are very sorry that we did not inform all of you sooner! Thank all of you who support us! 

HHTY, 

Mr. Toad. 

Yahoo Top Ten #2

8. Amish Furniture

Yahoo Top 10

#5. Grocery Coupons

Being 21 rules!

I am drinking the one on the left.

One More Day!!!!!!!!!

Towelman Paper Receives 100!

Thanks Rusty! 

When is November 18?

I am so fucking anxious!

W. Doak Neal DOB: 5 Days.

Advent Calendar: W. Doak Neal DOB. 6 Days.

Advent Calendar: W. Doak Neal DOB. 7 Days.

I had a hard time with this one. Someone just get me this for my birthday. I searched for "weird 7 up."

You Think I Care?

About Advent Calendar:

I love this shit! I cannot wait for day 7!

Advent Calendar: W. Doak Neal DOB. 8 Days.

Cognitive Consistency:

Finding people who agree with our beliefs confirms our own beliefs (if we like ourselves, we'll probably like others who share our views.) 

That is me so hard. 

Ah yeah. It's on its way

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Advent Calendar: W. Doak Neal DOB. 11 Days.

BR to GO:

"bro, how old are you"?

Things I'd Rather be Doing than Taking Greg's Test:

1) Be completely drunk

2) Go to a baseball game

3) Go vote (again) 

4) Go speed dating 

5) Turn 21

6) Write this blog post

7) Hangout with Greg outside of class

8) Not watch a Keanu Reeves movie (Bill and Ted movies excluded) 

9) See an attractive woman naked (or topless or bottomless, I'll take anything!)

10) Go Christmas shopping (I hate Christmas)

11) Change my minor from Communications

12) Pay Greg to pass my test for me

And yes, I googled the title of this post to find Mitt and his infatuation for gloves