Thursday, December 31, 2009
Fart Blog '09: First Post
For the remainder of 2009, Mr. Toad and I (Mister Futch) have decided to have a Fart Blog for '09. So I would like to announce that I am proud to be reporting live from Fart Blog '09!
First order of business!
My younger sister Alyssa, head cheerleader of the JV squad at Smithson Valley High School in Spring Branch, TX, zip code 78254 or something like that, has been farting a lot at the kitchen table while completing a book report on William Faulkner's fantastic 1930 novel As I Lay Dying.
Second order of business!
Mr. Toad lied about having, quote, "hella farts," unquote, before coming over to my house tonight. I farted way more than he did. Amen, brother! Bro love!
Third order of business!
Mr. Toad and I (Mister Futch) sincerely look forward to all the farting we still have ahead of us in 2009 and promise to keep all our loyal readers abreast of all farting happening AS SOON AS THEY OCCUR!
THAT'S RIGHT! LIVE FART BLOGGLING FOR THE REST OF 2009!
CONGRATULATIONS AND THANK YOU!
My heartfelt sympathies for you and your family,
Love,
Sincerely,
Mister Futch (me) and Mr. Toad
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Favorite Bio, probably ever.
Alex is an Associate Professor of Political Science living in Bryan, Texas. His likes include fly fishing, camping, international travel, basketball and soccer, indie music and films, annoying and pointless political arguments, wine (and pretty much most alcohols), and making fun of other wine geeks. He'd rather be at the beach.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
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