Ow.

Shoulda, woulda, dammit.

I agree!

I don't know!

Oden-- Done, again.

Watch Out Internet!

We comin' fo you!

I feel bad for the internet.

Because we just fucked it up!

NRA Endorses Perry!

"Everyone knows Rick Perry is pro-gun," said Chris Cox, chairman of the National Rifle Association's Political Victory Fund. "The coyote population certainly knows you're pro-gun."

Later on, Perry quipped: "I'm fond of the Second Amendment so I can take care of my family pets."

Perry told a reporter this year that while jogging in February he shot a coyote that he said was threatening him and his daughter's Labrador retriever.

Source: NY Daily News

We're Back!

In saddle again, and so is Steven.

Bill White the Nazi Chooses Presidential Candidate

White chooses to support Ross Perot and Pat Buchanan for their bid to become president in the 2000 election.

BIll White the Nazi Leader?

William Alexander "Bill" White (born May 29, 1977) is the leader of the internet-based American National SocialistWorkers' Party, and former administrator of Overthrow.com, a now-defunct website dedicated to anti-Zionist and anti-capitalist speech. (wikipedia).

Mr. Toad's Top Five Dads of the Last 25 years Countdown List Cont. The Final Edition!!!

Top Favorite Dad: No. 1!!!, Matthew Broderick. I can only assume his arm is broken due to how much he loves rough-housing with his children!!!!

Mr. Toad's Top Five Dads of the Last 25 years Countdown List Cont. Still Again!!!

Today's Top Favorite Dad: No. 2 Wesley Snipes. Look how good he is with those kids!

mr. Toad's Top Five Dads of the Last 25 years Countdown List Cont. Still!!!

Today's Top Favorite Dad(s): No. 3 LBGDJ and Shaq Daddy

Mr. Toad's Top Five Dads of the Last 25 years Countdown List Cont.!!!

Today's Top Favorite Dad: No. 4 Dmitry Medvedev.

Mr. Toad's Top Five Dads of the Last 25 years Countdown List!!!

No. 5: Ross Gellar

Stay tuned to the Internet's No. 1 Blog for updates of both Mr. Toad and Mister Futch's Top Five Dads of the Last 25 years Countdown Lists!!!!!!!

Mister Futch and Mr. Toad's TOP FIVE DADS OF THE PAST TWENTYFIVE YEARS

Mister Futch's list:

5. Glenn Beck
4. Xbox 360
3. God
2. Kurt Russell
1. Condoms

Mr. Toad's list:

5. Ross Gellar
4. Dmitry Medvedev
3. Lebron/Shaq (same team as of now)
2. Wesley Snipes (Vampire hunter)
1. Matthew Broderick

Combined list:

5. Schnapps
4. Blake Callaway
3. Brandon
2. Colin Farrell
1. Vinny Del Negro


Thank you and we hope you agree with us and if you didn't fuck you. Please leave us comments on who your favorite dads of the past twentyfive years are!

Bye!

Fart Blog '010!: First Post 'o' the New Year

I am reporting to all of you live from Fart Blog '010, which is in my bed as of right now.

Secondly, I just had a little baby fart, which is to be followed by the first dookie 'o' the day(more to follow?!?!).

Thirdly, I hope this year can live up to last year's blog (Fart Blog '09). So let the farts keep rollin' y'all!

Happy farting to you and yours from all of us here at Fart Blog '010,

Happy fartin',

Sincerely,

Dearly,

Love,

Fartin',

Mr. Toad, and Mister Futch.